1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. You update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you ask them five questions.
1. What is your favorite book in The Bible?
Uh... it's been a long time since I read it, but the first one, I think. The one with all the stuff about Eden and creation and that. I like that one.
2. What do you do for a living?
I'm a detective with the Chicago Police Department.
3. Would you ever harm an innocent animal on purpose, even if they were dying and you believed it was their time to die, even if it wasn't and their owner loved them very much?
No. That's the kinda thing that the owner has to decide to do. I can't make that decision for 'em. No way.
4. Are you a homosexual?
Nah. I still like women, too. Not in, y'know, the physical sense, since I'm married and all.
5. Do you tell "...that's what she said" jokes?
No. What are those?
[ooc: Yeah, I'm technically supposed to not be around, but I can't resist Angela Martin, dammit. Ray may be a bit slow getting questions to people if they ask, but they'll come! I swear.]